Um, okay, so everyone in town's had zombies handle their food, right?

I think it's time to actually just... go out and eat. Now that the stores are open. Not that I'm saying anything's wrong with them? I mean, if they're the ones who were handling the food before and we were fine.

It's just-- knowing, I guess.

And there's that pizza place!

[Three days after having his ass handed to him, Grimmjow's ready to return to the land of the living dead. Mostly because a zombie just jostled him in its efforts to clean up the living room. Waking up to find humans, even dead ones, in his space does not make Grimmjow a happy kitty. He would like to share this with everyone. As early in the ( Read more... )

I think it goes without saying that we're all surprised to learn the identities of the housekeepers here so I shall spare you my shock.

I'm only calling because I want to remind all of you to wash all fruits and vegetables thoroughly before eating them.

... And it probably wouldn't hurt to sanitize everything else in your home after those... people ( Read more... )

*There is a gore filled masked man on the screen. His hands are covered in blood and bits of gristle and bone, unfortunately for the masked man the zombie didn't contain any internal organs for him to take. However on the ground near him are some clean, albeit empty, plastic bags neatly labeled with specific organs. Behind him there's a zombie ( Read more... )

[Are you ready for this, Bell Pointe?  The Kuchiki Head deems you all worthy of an announcement.]

Do not let these...creatures get too close to you.  Blood stains.

[Yep, that's it, ladies and gents.  Consider yourself informed.]

[Elizabeth had only used the device once, and so despite how important she felt this call, her nervousness would be apparent.]

Ah-- hello there. Residents. You see... my name is Elizabeth Swann.

It has been gathered, and confirmed that there are, indeed, some sort of...things about the town. I don't know what to call them but I surely know ( Read more... )

[The sound of some fumbling with his phone; he's not quite sure how to use this thing just yet.]

[The same phrase is repeated in several languages-- Turkish, English, Cantonese, French, German and a language that sounds like growling and whistling:]

This is Tharkay. My location is unknown. Are allies present?

[Faintly, the grousing of a bird can ( Read more... )

Great. Can't have one peaceful day in this damn hell hole. I'm going on a run through town and killing whatever monster I come across. I need the exercise and I'm sick of watching them walk by my window, laughing. Anybody wanna join me?

Straight up!

If you hear laughter?

Run.

The chief fucked it up, man! He couldn't do it! The past isn't dead! And it's gonna come down on us!

I'm talking straight - Heaven Smile are loose! If you can't see 'em, run! If you can't kill 'em, run!

Most of all - don't let 'em get close!

Straight up, repeating - you hear laughter, run!

Checking in. We're outside the S mart still and...he's still here ( Read more... )